Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
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is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
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Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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