he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I love having hate sex.
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Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
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I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
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