So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
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I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
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You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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