Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
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That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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