Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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