yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
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3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
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i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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