Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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