It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
We don't watch enough power rangers
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
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