Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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