scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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