remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
