at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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