I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
