I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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