Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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