I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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