YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
My balls are so social today.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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