Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
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