Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
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Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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