a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
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Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
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Just high enough for therapy.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
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I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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