But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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