margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
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Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
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The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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