well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
You smell like a Billy Joel song
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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