well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
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I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
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Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.