Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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