ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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