check it out our google latitudes are spooning
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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