Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
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fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
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I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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