Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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