so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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