The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
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he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
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I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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