you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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