It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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