No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
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Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
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Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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