Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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