normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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