I bet he comes in French.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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