So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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