I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
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ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
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FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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