i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
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Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
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