You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
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We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
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I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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