Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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