I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Can vaginas get frostbite?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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