you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
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You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
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I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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