yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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