I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
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Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
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I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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