Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
