You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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