the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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