she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
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Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
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ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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