That's when you crack a 10am beer
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
the day after is always just damage control
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
