I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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