real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
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She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
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You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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