Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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