We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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