handjob tips. give me some.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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