they need to just BURY HIM!
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
