I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
do herpes really smell.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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