Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Randomize
